New picture incentive at Top Web Comics! Vote for us and get a picture of Kenny! :D
Does anybody think that this is going to end well? Macho just might find his nads stuffed in his ears after that ill-advised grope.
Kendra is far more subtle than that.
And far more vindictive too. >:3
Valkyries carry swords and axes, right?
Indeed, but she's not a Valkyrie. That would mean wearing a dress! And maybe undergarments.
Dur, right. She's got a hammer. A big, big hammer.
Also, isn't her weapon summonable?
That makes me want to start singing old folk songs. XD
Yes, she keeps it pocketed away in hammerspace for emergencies. It's a gift she got from her dad. :)
It's in hammerspace? Stop, can't touch it.
Being a fan of magical girl tropes, I like to think that she uses her necklace to summon the hammer. Sort of a direct link to hammerspace.
Ok kiddies, sit back and relax as the Kendra Asskickus is about to devour the very outmatched Macho Nimrodicus for its very foolish move of groping what shouldn't have been groped.
Isn't nature fun? ^_^
Thank you, Chuck Jones.
Macho knows how to treat the ladies? With a little application of sexual assault? What is he thinking? Is he thinking?
This boy is much too full of himself and needs to come to the understanding that reality does not behave like his fantasies. Hey, there you go; he could go for an insanity defence because his understanding of his surroundings is nothing close to what it really is.
If he were a little older, this could get him some serious jail time and inclusion in a sex-offender database. Not worth it man!
I think Macho needs to check the ingredients in the hair gel he so copiously applies to his bouffant to get that wondrous body and shine.
Fear not! ^_^ Kenny is not without a line of defense! Macho will learn the hard way to keep his hands to himself. :D
Enjoy the comic? Consider kicking us a few bucks! Donations help to pay our artists and give us the warm fuzzies.
Grab official HTRYTD merch! You get a nifty new tee and we get some help making this comic! Everybody wins!
See where the adventure began! Buy the first novel for $2.99 on amazon.com--free for Prime members!
LESimmons on dA
da-JENKI on dA
da-JENKI's on Justin.tv
SoonerComics on dA
JKirckof on dA